Time: 730 AM
Place: Flake (Venice, CA)
As the binding of my text book creeks open, i folder over another page
Nile River.....double blink to lubricate the dry contacts
Mesopotamia.....blah blah blah sip coffee
Hammurabi's Code of Laws......scratch nose, re adjust seated position
The Egyptian Specialist Iri AKA Shephard of the Anus (now i am awake)
AKA Keeper of the Bottom (now there is coffee coming out of my nose)
...he held a place of honor among court physicians.....referred to as the first proctologist, the Keeper of the Royal Rectum
There have been many occasions.....more than i would like to admit that my clients have asked me....
"how often is too often to have a colonic?"
-insert witty comment of choice
Through the years i have heard all types of answers for that question.
My first answer would be,"only when necessary"
some say every six months
other prefer once a month.......i myself, did not find it all that exciting
but then again my intestines were on the verge of rupturing and a nurse was grilling me about my religious preference
not a fair experience......
if anyone has a place they can recommend i will go and report back
lets dig a littler deeper (pardon me)