Saturday, November 13, 2010

STRONG MAN


yesterday i arrived at the Grand Sierra Hotel in Reno, NV
to watch the National North American Strongman Championships
though i was kinda disappointed.....


Lieutenant Dangle didnt personally meet me at the gate
but still i was pretty excited about the weekend ahead













THE STRONGMAN lifestyle is TOTALLY foreign to me
the bulking diets
the gear
the injuries

the incredible feats of strength

it requires such large amounts of wrist, hand, and tendons abilities,
along with obliques of steal.

i arrived just before the last even of the day for the heavy weights.

CAR DEADLIFTS
you've got toe be
f-in sh@#ing me.
brought this huge man to his knees...........
i witnessed a machine of a man rep a camery 18 times,
i watched others walk away defeated
Zach thew it up about 7 times

CANT WAIT TO SEE THE 4 REMAINING EVENTS TODAY

the testosterone that is flowing through this hotel is unbelievable
i feel so feminine i LOVE IT.

WILL BE ADDING MORE PICS & VIDEOS TONIGHT
STAY TUNED

-THE SMALLEST
CREATURE IN THE GRAND SIERRA SIGNING OUT FOR NOW

WATCH MY VIDEOS OF
TODAY'S EVENTS :

i had such a great experience watching these magnificent men.
you hear about these events
but there is no way that you can begin to image all that goes into it
until you sit in front of them.
watch their noses start to bleed,
you will hold your breath in fear that their heads will pop off,
hear the power behind their screams
but dont sit too close,
your face might catch a shard of spit the escapes during a final attempt

want to know what else i learned this weekend?
BESIDES that Johny Rockets has NOTHING remotely healthy on the menu

IT GETS COWLD IN RENO, NV
43 degrees and I had 3 shirts on
and my new fabulous pink chenille gloves $9 at the board shop


















thankfully i had a bulky boy sweatshirt to keep me warm........it was a bit LARGE
since it normally keeps a 300lb man cozy







will ya look at the calves on this guy.......i know a few men that are OOBER jealous

around 3pm i noticed
how beautiful the backdrop was...i almost didnt notice through the sea of muscles, tough skin, tape, head banging music & the annoying MC

i would love to come back and have a weekend of play time & snowboarding in the near future

and as the sun sets behind the sierra nevada mountains

and the men disperse into their hotel rooms in anticipation of how sore they will be in the morning
i look out the window of our hotel room and realize that there is a whole world out there that most of us are unaware of on a daily basis.

the strongman world for one.
i have a new found appreciation

and the world just even a few hundred miles from where you live.
i need to reap the benefits of being so close these beautiful mountains.

girls you hear that?
more weekend getaways
that is until i can get a man
A STRONGMAN?
might have to change gyms
i am getting sick of the "men" in leopard tights at GOLD'S


2 comments:

  1. A man in b-ball shorts and some AJ's who's strong as an ox, seems to be what's in store 4 u... no speedo's, no skinny jeans, and no fake tans...

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