SKINNY BITCH

came across this book, in a pile that my friend was getting rid of

decided it looked interesting

it could be one of two things.......

1. so BAD that it would be an inspiration for me to write my own book

2. a different approach, something that could motivate girls to listen

-informative and funny

DING DING DING

#2

i opened this book a few days ago

the first 30 pages had me laughing out loud

a few of my favorite quotes....

"habitual drinking equals fat-pig syndrome"

"dont pat yourself on the back from drinking diet soda. it contains methyl alcohol(in asapartame). once it enters the body it turns to formaldehyde. lab scientists use formaldehyde as a disinfectant or preservative. They don't f-ing drink it. Perhaps you have a lumpy ass because you are preserving your fat cells with diet soda."

"whenever you see the words fat free or low fat think of chemical shit storm"

"you do the math: sugar=fat. If you drag your cankles to the health food store, you would find an isle of "acceptable junk foods"

"Exercise with help you loose weight faster than healthy eating alone."

"You want to be a Skinny Bitch, not a scrawny bitch."

AMEN TO AUTHORS RORY FREEDMAN AND KIM BARNOUIN

I APPROVE!

TO ALL MY FEMALE READERS

IF YOU ARE YET TO READ THIS BOOK

JOIN ME IN THE JOURNEY

HYSTERICAL

INFORMATIVE

AND CUTE

thumbs way way up!