Smelly Clients

better than the alternative..........

no joke

a client asked me the other day

"what do i do if i am really smelly?"

my comment was

"you dont smell bad....at least i have never noticed"

she responded with

"no my farts"

ok ok ok hear we go.....GAS

if you have what you feel to be irregular amounts

there is something going on with your digestion

"i dont want to go to the dr so they can tell me i shouldnt eat certain things"

silly silly

either you want to fix the problem or you dont

MY SOLUTION: DIGESTIVE ENZYMES & MODERATION

Specific enzymes work on specific foods. You need the right type of enzyme for the foods you want it to break down. Think of the foods you have problems with and then choose a product that contains at least those types of enzymes. Here is a list of the common enzyme types and foods they act on.

• amylase – breaks down carbohydrates, starches, and sugars which are prevalent in potatoes, fruits, vegetables, and many snack foods

• lactase – breaks down lactose (milk sugars)
• diastase – digests vegetable starch
• sucrase – digests complex sugars and starches
• maltase – digests disaccharides to monosaccharides (malt sugars)
• invertase – breaks down sucrose (table sugar)
• glucoamylase – breaks down starch to glucose
• alpha-glactosidase – facilitates digestion of beans, legumes, seeds,
roots, soy products, and underground stems

• protease – breaks down proteins found in meats, nuts, eggs, and cheese

• pepsin – breaks down proteins into peptides
• peptidase – breaks down small peptide proteins to amino acids
• trypsin – derived from animal pancreas, breaks down proteins
• alpha – chymotrypsin, an animal-derived enzyme, breaks down proteins
• bromelain – derived from pineapple, breaks down a broad spectrum of proteins, has anti-inflammatory properties, effective over very wide pH range
• papain – derived from raw papaya, broad range of substrates and pH, works well breaking down small and large proteins

• lipase – breaks down fats found in most dairy products, nuts, oils, and meat

• cellulase – breaks down cellulose, plant fiber; not found in humans

WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT.....

Weight Loss Drugs that effect your absorption of fat

They support your weight loss efforts by preventing 25% of the fat that you eat from being absorbed, which means with alli you can lose up to 50% more weight than you would from dieting alone.

Does that sound right to you?

A person is reportedly limited to 15 grams of fat per meal, and if they go over (or even if they don't), there's a significant chance they'll find themselves out behind a shopping center somewhere, crying and clutching a wad of horrifyingly soiled undergarments, searching for a place to ditch it.

when reserching the side effects of this product i can across this site, and now am trying with all my might not to burst into a violent fit of laughter in teh middle of a busy gym in times square.

http://www.thewvsr.com/alli.htm

the magic happens at about the 6th paragraph

HYSTERICAL

word to the wise.....natural is better

you need healthy fat to balance your meals

these "diets" that used NO CARBS/NO FAT

are for the birds......or better yet unhealthy

EVERYTHING IN MODERATION

stay away from

Preservatives

Packaged

and Processed foods

if you have a reaction in your trousers

to dairy, wheat or anything else

look into a digestive enzyme

THAT IS IF YOU DONT WANT TO ELIMINATE ENTIRELY

LISTEN TO YOUR BODY

DONT LET YOUR BRAIN TAKE OVER

(or our own stench)